Heat Miser wishes you a hot time this Christmas!

The folks at Rankin Bass have given me so much. Particularly, the opportunity to get the Heat Miser song stuck in my head once a year and a paralyzing fear of dentists and elves.
There are only five sleeps left until Christmas! That means very many of you will likely be partying your brains out this weekend before you have to swallow Aunt Bertha’s fruitcake. So I wanted to send you out some of my favourite seasonal songs via a two (possibly three) part mix tape. This first half is all about the rockin’ tunes. You know. For when you want to get down and boogie to the elf dance. Except I don’t really care to post another Sufjan Stevens Christmas mix. You’ve probably heard those songs and yeah, they’re okay. But I wanted to give you a few you might not have. A few songs that will jingle your bells and stuff your stockings. You may want to include these on any party mix you make for the weekend when you go home and head out to that house party with all your high school friends.
Because if you’re going to do tequila shots while wearing a santa hat, you better do them while listening to the Ramones. On Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight) the Ramones appear to have mellowed with too much nog because they’re totally singing about my favourite holiday fantasy: A Christmas evening where I go home and don’t have a fight with my parents! Let us all bask in the warming, glowing glow of Joey Ramone’s voice.
Next, two of my favourite musical oddballs, Jens Lekman and Hawksley Workman compete in a Christmas weird-off. I’m not sure who wins. Canadian minstrel Hawksley wants to kiss you nice and deeply when you have a cold. Swedish troubadour Jens begs you not to spend Christmas Eve with your Mummy. I like both of these songs because they’re both very modern, but they’re not really conceding much artistic sensablity just to sell a Christmas album. In fact, if you don’t already have it, I heartily recommend Hawksley Workman’s Almost a Full Moon. You may doubt me, but once you hear Claire Fontaine, his ode to a pad of paper, you’ll change your mind.
The Staple Singers wonder Who Took the Merry out of Christmas? in this Stax-sanctioned groove that is oh so sweet. If you don’t like this song, you’re going on my naughty list. Which may or may not be a bad thing, depending on how you feel about handcuffs.
Speaking of leering entendres, AC/DC livens things up with their typical bluster on Mistress for Christmas. They, uh, can hear you “coming down their smokestacks” and would like to “ride your reindeer.” Hott. Not as hot, however, as the Heat Miser. Because if I have to sing the Heat Miser song in my head for the rest of the holidays, so do you!
Check in later and I’ll have some cool yule songs that you can chill out to. Oh, God. Somebody stop me from punning! Please?
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The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight): Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
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The Staple Singers - Who Took The Merry Out Of Christmas?: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
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